awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

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shouldnt:

when you have a lot of homework and not enough time

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territorialcreep:

an autobiography

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robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?

There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

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gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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gameofchrons:

parents: "let’s talk about your future" 

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celsisus:

"Oh my god mom fine I’m getting up"

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meanplastic:

me on my way to sunday school

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craftastrophies:

Have you ever read any Twilight Fanfiction ?

oh mYGoD

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michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

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unclefather:

What does this mean

um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

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mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

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(Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)

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tastefullyoffensive:

He made the right choice. [x]

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